Can a sports-centric holiday village live up to its promise of nonstop action? Emma Kirkham and her son, Ed, take up the challenge.
Montenegro, land of the black mountains (clue is in the name), is home to the beautiful medieval city of Kotor and, oddly, this tiny Balkan state is also home to the world’s most fanatical Only Fools and Horses fans. Nicholas Lyndhurst in particular is held in such high esteem that during one of his visits to the capital, Podgorica, he was given an impromptu standing ovation. He describes feeling ‘like a Queen’ when he is there.
We were given a similar welcome when we arrived at First Choice’s Holiday Village. OK, no standing ovation, but we had singing and dancing ‘Widgets’. Gizmo, Whatsit and Doobley are First Choice’s trio of colourful mascots from the land of Whatchamacallit, which I think trumps an Only Fools and Horses welcome any day.
Minuscule Montenegro is 85% rocky terrain, but also has the most breathtaking coastline. Our resort is just outside the old city of Ulcinj, which has the longest beach on the Adriatic coastline and is on the southernmost tip of the country, within touching distance of Albania.
I am here with my 10-year old son, Ed. With boundless energy, in his own words he is, “bored, bored, bored”. However exciting the Widgets are, we are here for the wear-him-out sports and number one on our list is the Football Academy. With its full-size 3G pitch and up to four sessions a day, it takes football training seriously.
The Academy’s sessions are split into two age groups: 4-8 years and 9-15 years, and last two hours a day. Each session involves warming up, then half an hour of skills practice, with plenty of dribbling, close control and shooting. After a short break, it’s on to a seven-a-side match, finishing off with a football quiz, with questions like, “What is the name of the white dot right in the middle of a football pitch?” and “What’s the best team in the world” (the answer is QPR, Ed, not West Ham, OK?).
By far and away what makes the football training so brilliant are the two amazing FA-qualified coaches, Charlie and Harry. When they’re not running the Football Academy in the summer, Charlie coaches Swindon Town FC’s Academy team and has endless patience, specialising in coaching children with SEN and disabilities.
Harry has been coaching over the pond in the States, working for their Football Challenger league, and together they are like the Rashford and Lingard of Montenegro. They are both an instant hit with Ed, which is no mean feat as, like many children, it can take some time for him to come out of his shell when meeting new people. A few shouts of encouragement and some high fives later, and Ed had found his new best mates.
Two hours a day running around playing football is not quite enough, so Ed embarks on a timetable of activities that will keep him busy from dawn to dusk. First off is the Swim Academy and one-to-one private lessons don’t get better than this. A good-size pool and Ed perfects his backstroke in no time. Back on dry land, we both try the aerial-adventure assault course, which I think I enjoyed even more than he did.
Just looking at all the kids zorbing, playing Aeroball (trampolining while playing basketball) and canoe games in the huge infinity pool (biggest in Montenegro) has left me exhausted. Lucky for me there is a bar with snacks at every turn and plenty of sun beds to admire the scenery from.
We still have some time to squeeze in one more activity, so Rookie Lifeguard it is. The three-and-a-half-hour course over two days is open to confident swimmers eight and up. He had lots of fun learning basic lifesaving and it was a sight to behold watching Ed swim the length of the pool ‘saving’ his instructor Amy by dragging her under his arm.
On our last night it’s awards evening and Ed is now the proud owner of six certificates for all his achievements. A perfect holiday for my now extremely tired son. Job done and it’s time to go home and get some rest. Lovely jubbly.
Seven nights at First Choice Holiday Village Montenegro in the May half-term costs from £1,037.61 for a family of four on an all-inclusive basis with flights and transfers.
Football Academy, £33 for two days, £44 for three days, £55 for four days.
Rookie Lifeguard course £36 for two days.
One-to-one swimming lesson £17.
Aerial assault course, canoe games and Aeroball free.
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